Blessed are the tweet makers –

Blessed are the tweet makers for they are the makers of news and commentary and entertainment.

Blessed are the poorly educated –

Blessed are the poorly educated because Trump loves them.

Blessed are the Hillary voters –

Blessed are those who voted for Hillary Rodham Clinton for president for they now understand the workings and the purpose of the Electoral College.

Blessed are the Donald voters –

Blessed are those who voted for Donald J. Trump for president for they now understand the workings and the purpose of the Electoral College.

Blessed is the fourth estate –

Blessed are the writers and journalists of the legitimate media outlets for their writings have been restricted to those who read with purpose, thoughtfulness and altruism.

Blessed are the drive-by media –

Blessed are the pundits, commentators and talking heads of the cable news services for they interpret and filter the profundity and blather of the tweet makers.

Blessed is Rush Limbaugh –

Blessed be Rush Limbaugh for he hath warned of these days while rallying the conservative movement which had heretofore been constipated in a non-movement state.

Blessed are the retired generals –

Blessed are the retired generals and hawks for they shall be nominated for high office in the Cabinet. They will cause bills to be passed and create high drama as the Senators must now reconcile decisions and duties to their constituencies.

Blessed are the completely retired generals –

Blessed are the completely retired generals for after having served and served and served again they are free to fly-fish and enjoy other stereotypical retirement activities that were previously unattainable while pursuing high drama within the Senate chambers.

Blessed is the middle class –

Blessed is the middle class because few exist in it, many strive to attain it, fewer still have managed to rise above it, but all maintain that vision of the American dream.