Parkinson is full of surpises.

Many maybe all of these surprises are attached in some form to the various meds used to stave off the effects of the disease. Many of these surpises are not Parkinson at all.

Cheryl falls over upon occasion and those occasions seem to be increasing in frequency. She always falls backwards. Always is a strong adverb simply by being superlative. Every time I have witnessed her fall it has been backwards. When she gets up from a chair and I encourage her to lean forward to put her upper body weight over her toes (nose over toes) she will only do that for the first short motion of standing her next thought is to lean backwards while pushing on the chair. She is afraid to commit to the motion of standing. There is nothing I can do to help. I will ask her if I can help. her usual answer is “No I think I can do it.”

No-I-think-I-can-do-it often causes conflict. Two things tug against each other my unwillingness to allow her to suffer in silence is pitted against her unwillingness to recognize she needs help in some situations or her unwillingness to give in to the handicapping disease. That is one third of her physical surprises – balance issues.

The other two thirds are urinary and digestive issues. Urinary issues are mainly overnight incontinance and a constant fear of daytime incontinance. This last is exacerbated by the inability to easily stand from a chair and her unwillingness to ask for help when her bladder reports to her brain that it needs to be emptied immediately.

Digestive issues are both physical – constipation and indigestion and mental – as in making menu choices or answering “What would like for dinner, dear?”

Parkinson is a complicated disease and that is complicated by the many this-will-cure-you charlatans out there providing help to the parkies who need it and would desparately like to be cured. Many charlatans are not on-purpose charlatans (I am willing to give them the benefit of the doubt), they merely have strong beliefs in something that has worked for them. Parkinson is not hopeless by any sense but it is degenerative. It is complicated. It requires more than a PhD from the university of Google to solve.

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